hommos:
if you say “heterosexual” 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, Louis comes out of the closet for 15 seconds, slaps you with his prada purse and then calls you a dumb whore right before flipping you off with both hands
(via sh-en)
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one direction golden moments
zayn: we were in malabami
liam: portugal? they speak spanish there right?
niall: today was a busy week for us
zayn: connecticut! my town!
harry: i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing
zayn: avocados are my new favorite vegetable!
louis: do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
liam: where is venezuela on the map?
harry: *tweets his own instagram*
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Harry: So... erm... basically... wanna... get on... erm... really well... in my bed...?
Niall: You're my princess and I think it's time we make love.
Louis: *Thrust, you're pregnant*
Zayn: I love you so much I can't express my love for you in any way. It's too broad. If I could give you the world I would, but I can't. I just want you to accept me for me, because I think you're beautiful in every way! I love you.
Liam: So, I want to have, y'know... but only if you want to. I mean we've been dating for a while... but I don't want to pressure you or anything. Oh my god. I'm pressuring you, aren't I? I'm the worst person in the world. If you never want to do anything with me that's fine... well, not fine. Oh no. I'm being forceful again. Do you just want to hug? I mean, that's enough I guess. You decide. I'll just sit here and hold my woody doll and wait. I love you. Oh, don't think I'm just saying that for, y'know, I really do love you, okay.
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